Akpos wife and the 100kisses
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Akpos wife and the 100kisses
Akpos travel
go
do business
for anoda
state, im
come write
letter to im
wife…..
My dear Sulia,
I no go fit send money dis
month oo because business no
dey too move, economy tight,
infact global market crisis dey
and don dey affect my business
performance so na 100 kisses I
dey send you. You be
my sweetheart, my honey, my
sweet potato abeg manage
and adjust.
Your loving husband Akpos
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His wife come reply am …
My dear Akpos, papa lolo, honey
mi. Thanks for di 100 kisses.
Below you go see list of
expenses wey I pay with di
Kisses…:
1. Obiora wey dey sell
provision agree give us
provision for one week for 2
kisses.
2. Di NEPA man agree say im no
go disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Oga landlord, Baba Tope dey
come every day dey collect 2 or
3 kisses instead of to dey take
monthly rent.
4. Aboki Rabiu wey dey sell
meat no dey take kisses so I
dey give am alternative
pleasures, I hope say you
understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses, 40
kisses.
Please no worry about me oo I
still get balance of 35 kisses and
I go take am survive dis
new month using this balance…
Shall I plan the same for the
next month..???
Your Sweetie.pie
Sulia
go
do business
for anoda
state, im
come write
letter to im
wife…..
My dear Sulia,
I no go fit send money dis
month oo because business no
dey too move, economy tight,
infact global market crisis dey
and don dey affect my business
performance so na 100 kisses I
dey send you. You be
my sweetheart, my honey, my
sweet potato abeg manage
and adjust.
Your loving husband Akpos
____________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________ _________
______
His wife come reply am …
My dear Akpos, papa lolo, honey
mi. Thanks for di 100 kisses.
Below you go see list of
expenses wey I pay with di
Kisses…:
1. Obiora wey dey sell
provision agree give us
provision for one week for 2
kisses.
2. Di NEPA man agree say im no
go disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Oga landlord, Baba Tope dey
come every day dey collect 2 or
3 kisses instead of to dey take
monthly rent.
4. Aboki Rabiu wey dey sell
meat no dey take kisses so I
dey give am alternative
pleasures, I hope say you
understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses, 40
kisses.
Please no worry about me oo I
still get balance of 35 kisses and
I go take am survive dis
new month using this balance…
Shall I plan the same for the
next month..???
Your Sweetie.pie
Sulia
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